Iago... Cage Fight

Well... Thats it for Shakespear's Othello. And I was skimming my latest posts thing and I saw someone comparing it to a soap. You are on the money. No joke, like only in this story or a soap, would someone get away with all this like Iago did. I mean, granted some characters pull out a butter knife and cut another character... but really, I've seen kindergartners get more intense. Well, maybe not, but just trying to have some fun. But on to the point of my title... If someone rewrote Shakespear in today-speak, it would be so much cooler. Like Othello at the end could've just simply challenged Iago to a cage fight to the death... Thats intense. Or Cassio, Othello, Iago, and Rodergio could all cage fight just for fun. Last person standing gets to drink with the clown and the minstrels from the second part of Othello we read. Watch it, the clown gets saucy.